I had to spend the whole day yesterday waiting in line to pay for my traffic summons. While I was waiting in line, I noticed many wondering eyes were looking at me.
Then there was a man, wearing blue jeans, t-shirt and sandals came and sit next to me. Next to him was his daughter. What a bummer! So I just sit next to him play some music videos on my iPod and try to get his attention. And sure enough I caught him peeked at me and my iPod several times. And I also peeked at his tight jeans numerous times too. I didn't have the guts to turn my head and look at his face. I played I-am-a-shy-boy kind of thing. But his thigh was not bad at all and seemed very athletic.
After his wife took his daughter and left him alone sitting next to me, we caught on each other eyes and smiled to one another. He said hi and introduced himself. I was too busy analyzing his total look and to figure out whether he is gay or not and totally forgot what was his name. But I realized he has a nice macho someone's husband look with goatee and some mustache. At the same moment I was already fantasizing us in bed at the nearby hotel.
Yup! I am quick! I don't like to waste time on a pretty good meat. The verdict about him was, he sounded a little suspect. Body gestures was totally straight but the way he was talking to me sounded like he was straight into me. Yup! kind of gayish! Really! I believe he used to be in the gay industry before being forced to get married by parents and I am sure of this. If I get another chance to meet him, I will definitely tell it to his face of what I think. He can walk away or take me to the hotel right away. Either way I got nothing to loose!
Suddenly there was another guy came and sat in between our chairs and this guy started talking to me. He was so friendly. Unfortunately this guy is also married and his pregnant wife is at home. Yup I was quick with my interrogation. But I think this guy is genuinely friendly and genuinely straight. And plus he's not my type. Nothing about him that would belong in my fantasy. Kind of cute but about 5 cm shorter than my height.
One thing that turn me off about men is short men but of course just like a written contract my check list also comes with many clause for the just in case scenario. For example, he can be short but driving a nice car (He has 2 cars and one of them is Mazda 3 and for my standard that is above average already) and (Not either or) he has a really big Banana between his two legs. Which I don't think so! So, he failed the audition to be in my sexual fantasy.
But by the end of the day, this short guy gave his mobile number and his name to me to keep in touch and the other married I-forgot-your-name-guy walked away after he realized I got comfortable with this short guy. It was kind of obvious when the other guy looked at us when we were busy talking and laughing and had a jealous look. Then he took one look at me and walk away. It was kind of the "you-slut" kind of look.
Oh well! Like I care! It's not like you gave me your mobile number or anything.What is the chances of us might meet again in the future? Like next to nothing right? So, bye bye mister!
by
BOYbum
