Thursday, December 7, 2006

Gaping Hole!

Fellow Bloogers,

I know, you people must be curious about my sex life. Well I can tell you that nothing much happening anymore. However, I went to Bangkok (BKK) last 2 months and here's my dirty & lusty story about my trip to Bangkok. The truth is, I have not been having the right mood to start writing up my little adventure during my last pilgrimage to the sin city....Bangkok. Reason? Je ne sais pas pourquoi!

Well, what can I say, I went there alone. Number 1 is a lonely number to begin with and makes me less enthusiastic to do things by myself. And plus, on the first day I was there, it was a public holiday in BKK because of that army took over Thaksin the Toxin administration. So, Bkk suddenly become 50% less happening.

Given all these circumstances, I already knew that this trip wouldn't be the way i wanted it to be. But, I forced myself anyway into doing all these extra curricular night activities. Otherwise, I will never get nothing there.

So, the first night I went to the place that every damn gay/bi/some straight people would go when they want some action happening with their SEX department.......the famous "B" place.

First night was not bad at all for me. I was literally being swamped by naked boys in the dark steam room and having a public fucking show in the fucking room with two other man. God! that was a dream came true for me. I don't know about you but I was really enjoying myself there. Well it all started after I got bored going in and out of that damn steam room, fluting strange bananas and bowing under a bunch of Kiwi fruit trees. Well, it was all fun and games for me, but after mouthing more than three men in a row....sucking didn't seem too much fun afterall. Your mouth became soar and look like a rotten kerang....cracked open. Some of them have a jaw-breaking size. And God knows, how the owner looks like....thank god to my colorful imaginations. I didn't have to face the truth.

So, I walked out of that damn steam room, after cooking myself for a while and literally can just start eating my medium well body, if I wanted too. Suddenly, I heard some interesting action going on in the jacuzzi behind the steam room. I am a bit concious about my body being displayed so openly in public, especially under bright lights. I am not a poser. But, what the hell, I need something different and new in my sexual life and so I took off my towel, I braved myself walking naked infront of a bunch of horny men and went into the jacuzzi. Well, what do you know......it wasn't so bad after all. I kind of like it!

So, I started to play with myself to get some boner out of myself instead of pruning in the jacuzzi. Suddenly, came this beautiful specimen, looked like an oriental origin. Excellent body and nice looking face. He came straight into the jacuzzi and sit right next to me...or at least he was within reach and nobody was in between us but bubbling water. Then this can't-wait-any-longer-I'm-horny Australian guy in front of me started to grab this guy's dick and what do you know.....this oriental guy was up for it and hard as a flag pole emerging out from the water surface and his damn banana was damn huge one too. And I was like (with a french accent) Ohhh la la!!! That is something that no one should pass over. Who could resist such a rare fruit and I stop wasting my time and join the party.... Licking, sucking and la la la la. And suddenly, with a british accent, this Oriental fine specimen invited me and the Australian guy to go into the room and have a threesome.

Threesome???? oh my god! Yessssss! I want! I likeeee! Finally I got to be in one, instead of just watching from my dvd and date my mr. lefty Palmer and mr. righty Palmer. Sad! So, This oriental guy, wanted to have sex in a bright light and with an open window for others to watch. God! That is another things I wasn't prepared for. But, I willing myself into doing this. I no care anymore. I horny. And guess what, both of them are top and I am the only one bottom. Ohhhh! La la! Tres Bien!!! Is this great or what.......?

And so, a lot of action happened in that room and of course, it's only natural for me to be sandwitched between them. The Australian guy or Brian is his name, is an Australian who lives in Bkk, is of course a fucking slut, now fucking another slut a.k.a. me. And you must be wondering where was my mouth....my head is literally got glued between the oriental guy's leg, spread eagle giving way for my CPR to his huge Phython. God! What an experienced! Finally after hard humping and stuffing my face with a huge banana, the Oriental guy shot his vanilla sauce in my mouth. It was sweet! Surprisingly! I've never tasted cum that good. Am I a slut now? Or I need to go out more ofthen?

And that Haole pulled out his hard pole from my ass and started cum infront of me and that Oriental guy. So there, my very first ever threesome with two different races from other countries. You could call this United Nation most successful meeting. All countries went home with a happy smile. Even the spectators also smiles. hehehhehehhehe.

So, that night I went back to my room and sleep with a big smile on my face. "Mission accomplished!"

Vaness
Bitch from hell!

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