Fellow Bloogers,
I know, you people must be curious about my sex life. Well I can tell you that nothing much happening anymore. However, I went to Bangkok (BKK) last 2 months and here's my dirty & lusty story about my trip to Bangkok. The truth is, I have not been having the right mood to start writing up my little adventure during my last pilgrimage to the sin city....Bangkok. Reason? Je ne sais pas pourquoi!
Well, what can I say, I went there alone. Number 1 is a lonely number to begin with and makes me less enthusiastic to do things by myself. And plus, on the first day I was there, it was a public holiday in BKK because of that army took over Thaksin the Toxin administration. So, Bkk suddenly become 50% less happening.
Given all these circumstances, I already knew that this trip wouldn't be the way i wanted it to be. But, I forced myself anyway into doing all these extra curricular night activities. Otherwise, I will never get nothing there.
So, the first night I went to the place that every damn gay/bi/some straight people would go when they want some action happening with their SEX department.......the famous "B" place.
First night was not bad at all for me. I was literally being swamped by naked boys in the dark steam room and having a public fucking show in the fucking room with two other man. God! that was a dream came true for me. I don't know about you but I was really enjoying myself there. Well it all started after I got bored going in and out of that damn steam room, fluting strange bananas and bowing under a bunch of Kiwi fruit trees. Well, it was all fun and games for me, but after mouthing more than three men in a row....sucking didn't seem too much fun afterall. Your mouth became soar and look like a rotten kerang....cracked open. Some of them have a jaw-breaking size. And God knows, how the owner looks like....thank god to my colorful imaginations. I didn't have to face the truth.
So, I walked out of that damn steam room, after cooking myself for a while and literally can just start eating my medium well body, if I wanted too. Suddenly, I heard some interesting action going on in the jacuzzi behind the steam room. I am a bit concious about my body being displayed so openly in public, especially under bright lights. I am not a poser. But, what the hell, I need something different and new in my sexual life and so I took off my towel, I braved myself walking naked infront of a bunch of horny men and went into the jacuzzi. Well, what do you know......it wasn't so bad after all. I kind of like it!
So, I started to play with myself to get some boner out of myself instead of pruning in the jacuzzi. Suddenly, came this beautiful specimen, looked like an oriental origin. Excellent body and nice looking face. He came straight into the jacuzzi and sit right next to me...or at least he was within reach and nobody was in between us but bubbling water. Then this can't-wait-any-longer-I'm-horny Australian guy in front of me started to grab this guy's dick and what do you know.....this oriental guy was up for it and hard as a flag pole emerging out from the water surface and his damn banana was damn huge one too. And I was like (with a french accent) Ohhh la la!!! That is something that no one should pass over. Who could resist such a rare fruit and I stop wasting my time and join the party.... Licking, sucking and la la la la. And suddenly, with a british accent, this Oriental fine specimen invited me and the Australian guy to go into the room and have a threesome.
Threesome???? oh my god! Yessssss! I want! I likeeee! Finally I got to be in one, instead of just watching from my dvd and date my mr. lefty Palmer and mr. righty Palmer. Sad! So, This oriental guy, wanted to have sex in a bright light and with an open window for others to watch. God! That is another things I wasn't prepared for. But, I willing myself into doing this. I no care anymore. I horny. And guess what, both of them are top and I am the only one bottom. Ohhhh! La la! Tres Bien!!! Is this great or what.......?
And so, a lot of action happened in that room and of course, it's only natural for me to be sandwitched between them. The Australian guy or Brian is his name, is an Australian who lives in Bkk, is of course a fucking slut, now fucking another slut a.k.a. me. And you must be wondering where was my mouth....my head is literally got glued between the oriental guy's leg, spread eagle giving way for my CPR to his huge Phython. God! What an experienced! Finally after hard humping and stuffing my face with a huge banana, the Oriental guy shot his vanilla sauce in my mouth. It was sweet! Surprisingly! I've never tasted cum that good. Am I a slut now? Or I need to go out more ofthen?
And that Haole pulled out his hard pole from my ass and started cum infront of me and that Oriental guy. So there, my very first ever threesome with two different races from other countries. You could call this United Nation most successful meeting. All countries went home with a happy smile. Even the spectators also smiles. hehehhehehhehe.
So, that night I went back to my room and sleep with a big smile on my face. "Mission accomplished!"
Vaness
Bitch from hell!
Thursday, December 7, 2006
15 Minutes to Southern Thailand
Well, it all started of with a very innocent craving for good delicious food. After went through such a boring but yet stressing day at work, SC decided to treat me with something different than my ate-this-a-million-times-already Bee Hoon Goreng or Nasi Goreng USA for dinner.
So he told me that the name of the restaurant is Alisara (Quite a commercial name for an artsist I would say. For a restaurant...hmmmm, we'll see.... my heart speaks). Alisara Seafood & Tomyam Restaurant is just a normal road side restaurant by the busy highway of Puchong Jaya. I would never notice the existence of this retaurant at all despite the long line of cars parking side by side next to the restaurant that belong to the patrons of the restaurant. Impressive! The food must be "OK!"
So, as we were walking into the restaurant, I noticed, I looked a little bit like a celebrity...with my faded blue jean, wide V-neck long sleeve T-shirt and my North Korean-style Military hat and that many eyes were looking at us. Oppppss! Commercial break! I am not supposed to talk about myself here and actually my ego just got bruised a little because the truth is, nobody was looking at us. I wonder why?
Anyway, I realized how the waiters are all so slim, athletic body type, tall, slightly on the darker tone of brown skins. Not that all together "Yummy" looking, but not that so unfortunate looking either. I would say on a rainy day, I wouldn't think twice about these boys. But then, that's me....Vaness. The horny sluts from fantasyland.
They were wearing nothing but Jeans and T-shirts. And I bet you, if I reach out my hand to these boys and slide my hands under those faded T-shirts they were wearing, my hands can be seriously injured by their well defined 6-Pack abs. To confirm of my day dreaming, I was made aware by SC that these boys are from Thai and this restaurant serves Authentic & Exotic Southern Thai Food. I was like.....ohhhh really?? Uhhhh huhhhh! No wonder! Me likeyyyy!!!
We quickly spotted a nice table next to a fence of bushy green leafy plants. Perfect table, I said to myself. I get to see the whole restaurant from where we were. Then the waiter came to us in a matter of seconds and we ordered our drinks first and ask for the Menu. Surprisingly, flipping through this worn out, torn, old Menu booklet, the food listed in there caught my attention. All were named in Thai. To make it easier for people like me to order, they put picture with each food listed.
So we decided on what to eat. I ordered "Phad Krao Na Rao", White Rice with sunny-side-up egg, stir fry Spicy Basil Chicken with Clear broth Chicken Soup on the side. My second order was "Som Tham", Papaya Salad with fried Chicken Wings, Long Beans and fresh Cabbage. SC decided on "Phad Thai", fried Glass Noodles with tofu, eggs, seafood and sprikles of ground nuts. His second order was "Tam Som Nhat", a homemade Fried Fish Cakes mixed with spring onions and diced long beans serve with sweet & spicy thai chilli sauce. All together seems quite delish!
Surprisingly, we didn't have to wait that long at all for our food to be served despite the 3-quarter full restaurant. So, when we started to eat our food, we just couldn't stop ourselves from keep stuffing our face. They were just too yummy-licious. Now I know why nobody was looking at us when we came in. They were too busy eating. Now, I don't feel inferior anymore.
Uhhhhhh! I feel glad to have come here for dinner, tonight. Through out the dinner we kept saying...."Hmmmm, this is niceee!" in a deep tone of voice with heavy British accent because we enjoy the food so much. SC and I often uses this expression when we extremely like something. It's just something fun that we do all the time. And the food.....more than "OK!" I was wrong on my premature rating before I entered the restaurant earlier. The food was delicious and truly different and thus authentic. And the total bill was only RM31.70.
On the way back, SC was telling me that Alisara is really close by to our apartment and it only takes within 15 minutes to get back. And so I dared him to proved my lack of believe in his statement. Despite the busy Puchong road, SC managed to drive back home in 11 minutes only. But please be alarmed. It wasn't a driving-miss-daisy kind of driving, it was more like a "The Fast And The Furious - Tokyo Drift" kind of driving. ZZZZooooppppp! In a second!
All in all, I was surprised that we can enjoy delicious authentic, exotic Southern Thai Food in such a short travelling distance. It's like taking a 15 minutes trip to Southern Thai. Wonderful!
So he told me that the name of the restaurant is Alisara (Quite a commercial name for an artsist I would say. For a restaurant...hmmmm, we'll see.... my heart speaks). Alisara Seafood & Tomyam Restaurant is just a normal road side restaurant by the busy highway of Puchong Jaya. I would never notice the existence of this retaurant at all despite the long line of cars parking side by side next to the restaurant that belong to the patrons of the restaurant. Impressive! The food must be "OK!"
So, as we were walking into the restaurant, I noticed, I looked a little bit like a celebrity...with my faded blue jean, wide V-neck long sleeve T-shirt and my North Korean-style Military hat and that many eyes were looking at us. Oppppss! Commercial break! I am not supposed to talk about myself here and actually my ego just got bruised a little because the truth is, nobody was looking at us. I wonder why?
Anyway, I realized how the waiters are all so slim, athletic body type, tall, slightly on the darker tone of brown skins. Not that all together "Yummy" looking, but not that so unfortunate looking either. I would say on a rainy day, I wouldn't think twice about these boys. But then, that's me....Vaness. The horny sluts from fantasyland.
They were wearing nothing but Jeans and T-shirts. And I bet you, if I reach out my hand to these boys and slide my hands under those faded T-shirts they were wearing, my hands can be seriously injured by their well defined 6-Pack abs. To confirm of my day dreaming, I was made aware by SC that these boys are from Thai and this restaurant serves Authentic & Exotic Southern Thai Food. I was like.....ohhhh really?? Uhhhh huhhhh! No wonder! Me likeyyyy!!!
We quickly spotted a nice table next to a fence of bushy green leafy plants. Perfect table, I said to myself. I get to see the whole restaurant from where we were. Then the waiter came to us in a matter of seconds and we ordered our drinks first and ask for the Menu. Surprisingly, flipping through this worn out, torn, old Menu booklet, the food listed in there caught my attention. All were named in Thai. To make it easier for people like me to order, they put picture with each food listed.
So we decided on what to eat. I ordered "Phad Krao Na Rao", White Rice with sunny-side-up egg, stir fry Spicy Basil Chicken with Clear broth Chicken Soup on the side. My second order was "Som Tham", Papaya Salad with fried Chicken Wings, Long Beans and fresh Cabbage. SC decided on "Phad Thai", fried Glass Noodles with tofu, eggs, seafood and sprikles of ground nuts. His second order was "Tam Som Nhat", a homemade Fried Fish Cakes mixed with spring onions and diced long beans serve with sweet & spicy thai chilli sauce. All together seems quite delish!
Surprisingly, we didn't have to wait that long at all for our food to be served despite the 3-quarter full restaurant. So, when we started to eat our food, we just couldn't stop ourselves from keep stuffing our face. They were just too yummy-licious. Now I know why nobody was looking at us when we came in. They were too busy eating. Now, I don't feel inferior anymore.
Uhhhhhh! I feel glad to have come here for dinner, tonight. Through out the dinner we kept saying...."Hmmmm, this is niceee!" in a deep tone of voice with heavy British accent because we enjoy the food so much. SC and I often uses this expression when we extremely like something. It's just something fun that we do all the time. And the food.....more than "OK!" I was wrong on my premature rating before I entered the restaurant earlier. The food was delicious and truly different and thus authentic. And the total bill was only RM31.70.
On the way back, SC was telling me that Alisara is really close by to our apartment and it only takes within 15 minutes to get back. And so I dared him to proved my lack of believe in his statement. Despite the busy Puchong road, SC managed to drive back home in 11 minutes only. But please be alarmed. It wasn't a driving-miss-daisy kind of driving, it was more like a "The Fast And The Furious - Tokyo Drift" kind of driving. ZZZZooooppppp! In a second!
All in all, I was surprised that we can enjoy delicious authentic, exotic Southern Thai Food in such a short travelling distance. It's like taking a 15 minutes trip to Southern Thai. Wonderful!
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