Big Cock! Ohhh Yeahhh!

Lately I have been dreaming of wanting a really big cock thrusting in my ass. And just two nights ago I woke up at 3.00 AM and realized that my boxer was wet with my cum all over the place. The best thing about wet dream is usually we remember of what happened. But this time I have no recollection of what I had that made me cum in my boxer shorts. That's no fun ehhh!!!

But I would like to think of the following cocks were the culprit of such loads of cum. Enjoy. . . .

I Want Him But I Got The Other Guy!

I had to spend the whole day yesterday waiting in line to pay for my traffic summons. While I was waiting in line, I noticed many wondering eyes were looking at me.

Then there was a man, wearing blue jeans, t-shirt and sandals came and sit next to me. Next to him was his daughter. What a bummer! So I just sit next to him play some music videos on my iPod and try to get his attention. And sure enough I caught him peeked at me and my iPod several times. And I also peeked at his tight jeans numerous times too. I didn't have the guts to turn my head and look at his face. I played I-am-a-shy-boy kind of thing. But his thigh was not bad at all and seemed very athletic.

After his wife took his daughter and left him alone sitting next to me, we caught on each other eyes and smiled to one another. He said hi and introduced himself. I was too busy analyzing his total look and to figure out whether he is gay or not and totally forgot what was his name. But I realized he has a nice macho someone's husband look with goatee and some mustache. At the same moment I was already fantasizing us in bed at the nearby hotel.

Yup! I am quick! I don't like to waste time on a pretty good meat. The verdict about him was, he sounded a little suspect. Body gestures was totally straight but the way he was talking to me sounded like he was straight into me. Yup! kind of gayish! Really! I believe he used to be in the gay industry before being forced to get married by parents and I am sure of this. If I get another chance to meet him, I will definitely tell it to his face of what I think. He can walk away or take me to the hotel right away. Either way I got nothing to loose!

Suddenly there was another guy came and sat in between our chairs and this guy started talking to me. He was so friendly. Unfortunately this guy is also married and his pregnant wife is at home. Yup I was quick with my interrogation. But I think this guy is genuinely friendly and genuinely straight. And plus he's not my type. Nothing about him that would belong in my fantasy. Kind of cute but about 5 cm shorter than my height.

One thing that turn me off about men is short men but of course just like a written contract my check list also comes with many clause for the just in case scenario. For example, he can be short but driving a nice car (He has 2 cars and one of them is Mazda 3 and for my standard that is above average already) and (Not either or) he has a really big Banana between his two legs. Which I don't think so! So, he failed the audition to be in my sexual fantasy.

But by the end of the day, this short guy gave his mobile number and his name to me to keep in touch and the other married I-forgot-your-name-guy walked away after he realized I got comfortable with this short guy. It was kind of obvious when the other guy looked at us when we were busy talking and laughing and had a jealous look. Then he took one look at me and walk away. It was kind of the "you-slut" kind of look.

Oh well! Like I care! It's not like you gave me your mobile number or anything.What is the chances of us might meet again in the future? Like next to nothing right? So, bye bye mister!

by
BOYbum

Yummy Bulging Desires

One thing that can make me into a hot pancake on a griddle is nothing more than feasting and lusting over male bulges. Below is some of my favorite bulges of all times in random order.

Goshhhh! I want these so badly.

Aren't they so yummilicious?

BOYbum

My Stupid Valentine

I hate Valentine and actually I don't celebrate this stupid day. Valentine is so overrated! Roses become triple in cost, Hallmark cards becomes more expensive at some stupid stores and restaurants came out with couple's special set menu that cost a lot more than usual and for what?

But to be a sport and to show some "care" towards my BF so I treat him to dinner last Saturday at Chilli's Restaurant and I told him that the dinner was on me for Valentine's Day (2 days ahead of time). I just want to be casual about it and at a very minimal attention. I don't want it to be a big fucking deal because I am so tired of giving away my love and affection and after I got so comfortable with the relationship, my heart got crushed like a bug by someone I trusted(such as my ex-BFs).

So this time around, I am meaner and colder. And last night I gave him a Valentine's Card and I wrote. . . . .

Love comes in many forms.

Love is not just about,

       hugs & kisses

               or

       honesty & respect.

Love is a lot more. . . . .

Love is among other things is also about

         how we care towards each other

                  despite the distractions that take away your eyes

                  away from me. 

Yup! I wrote those stupid words. And WHY??? Because I know somehow that he has wondering eyes and I know that he is also, now more than ever, looking for other that is better than me. I saw the lust in his eyes when he looks at other guys in the gym. And in return I ignore what he was doing and gave him the least attention. And WHY??? Because I don't care whether he wants to stay or to go. For all I care, it doesn't matter anymore.

So in those very words, I told him that I suspect that he has been busy behind my back, especially while at work. And still I truly don't feel jealous or worry or sad. Maybe we will still be together for a long time. Or maybe we should call it a day tomorrow.

I feel my life now is plain and boring. It is all a routine that brings no energy or a spark or adrenaline. No satisfaction but doubts in every step.

So I rather to be nothing at this Valentine.

BOYbum

Massage Parlour Extra Services

Hmmm! What can I say, I love looking at sex porn photos at 4pm in the afternoon when I am bored in the office and got nothing to do. They never fails to get me hard and made me cum in my own office for a quick relieve.

Besides Aspirin can give a quick relieve for our headache, Sex Porn in the afternoon can relieve our over flowing reservoir of cum. You can go home after work looking tired for real this time. Looking at those Asian Masseurs aka SLUT riding their horny male customers' cocks can really hit the spot sometimes and made my day.

Unlike those unfortunate straight men (the poor, the ugly, the hobbits and the fat pigs) who look at these photos and picturing themselves naked fucking these slutty Asian whores, I picture myself as the slutty Asian whore instead. Is that bad?

BTW, did you see those thick huge hard cocks? Which masseur wouldn't slide a piece of hard meat inside her juicy cunt when its right in front of her. I will definitely not waste anymore time pretending that I'm a good slut and all (is there such thing as a good slut???) or because of some stupid work ethic.

Screw work ethic and screw me instead! Hurry up please before your one hour is over!!!

Flaccid Love & Lost Desire

Dear Blog,

Here I am again complaining about my lost desire for my BF's cock. The truth is I already had a mindset of being single. In fact, I have told him to get the fuck out of my life 3 times already. Instead, he is still hanging around me like a freakin' barnacle and make myself inconvenient. I just hate being in this situation!

How can we get rid of someone that we are not in love anymore? I just cannot being mean all the time so that he would go away. It is really tiring and a waste of energy and plus being mean is just too evil. I am so not evil and never been evil, ever. I am the nice person that normally gets dumped actually but after I caught him lying to me so many times and had some affairs on his Facebook, I already saw the writings on the wall. I just lost my interest on him completely and eventually becoming meaner and meaner each day towards him.

Before, I wasn't that sure whether I love him or not when I said the word L. But now, I know for a fact that I don't love him anymore and saying the word love to him was really a big lie for me. And this really makes me feel guilty especially on my recent birthday he bought me a really expensive present, a Kitchen Aid Mixer. And he was willing to pay a 6-months installment for my Kitchen Aid. WTF! And to put more pressure on me, a Valentine's Day is coming up soon in about a week. Fuck Valentine! Who gives the shit especially when I am not in love with anyone anymore.

I am looking forward to live alone and I have always been independent anyway. I am okay with just me and my cats. Who needs another pet that can talk and cost more money like him? I wish I could just send him to some Humane Society for humans. That would be funny huh! Not really funny to him though!

Another part that really urkksss me is that, my body is completely rejecting his sexual touching lately. Before, I would at least get aroused when he touched me at certain spot or when he rubbed his hard cock on my skin but nowadays I feel really sick when he does that and I really feel like running away from him. I pity him actually.

The thing is, it is really convenient for him to live with me but it is not convenient for me though. I want him out badly or I'll start to fuck around with strangers from Gay Romeo website. Which is worse? I need to pick on an issue that can cause him to leave. But I don't want to be psychotic just because I cannot say. . . . ."I don't love you anymore!" How can I bring strength to myself of saying this horrible bad news to someone?

I have been thinking about this night and day for the past 2 months and I have absolutely no clue what so ever how to tell him to get out of my house. This relationship is like an impulse buying on a very expensive thing from the store and when you got tired of it so quickly the return policy is already expired.

Having a boy friend is not like buying bags from the mall.Come next season I can have a new arm candy and stow away the stale last winter collection.

What should I do? What can I do? What to do?

BOYbum

Burglarized

Today is so shit! Again another fucking drama but not literally "fucking"! Nothing related to some male issues but my company was burglarized. It's such shits! Among other things (Laptop, Cameras and Cash) are my most precious Western Digital External Hard-on-Drive that I store all my naked males with monster cocks and lots of gay and straight porn too. But I also store my last 13 years of photos and musics in there as well.

So it's not all about gay and sex in my life. The other 50% of my life is also devoted to surviving in this fucking world and how I can pay the bills every month. It sucks but I wasn't born with a silver spoon and a chauffeur. I was born with a plastic plates with rice and eggs for dinner to survive when I was a kid. God bless my hard working parents. They are the sweetest!

But now I am all spoiled and slightly forgotten who I was and became a Gucci/Armani/Prada worshiper. I am so stupid sometimes. Drooling over something I can't afford and spent on the money I don't own (My Visa).

Back to my reality, I wish I had a threesome with the two married big & tall Policemen that came today. They were so manly and friendly. One of them is slightly tan, 6' tall, in good shape (but no bulge in his blue uniform though, maybe wearing a boxer and has a large hanging balls I imagined) and the other one is about 5' 10" tall, really cute looking, chubby, fair skin and with slightly meatier pinkish cock I imagined.

Either one of them would make my day but of course if those two big and tall comes with a small "screw driver", that will make my problem become worse. After all that shit I went through this morning, the only thing that can make me recover a trauma is 2 Policemen cocks in my mouth. And I cannot stop thinking about it too.

Now I am officially pathetic! I should have written this in the Police report: I am a pathetic lonely bottom longing for an orgy with a bunch of Policemen. Hahahaha!

BOYbum