Well, my gay friends and I always came out with some secret codes when we are in public. The reason we have these secret codes is to avoid heterosexuals to find out that we are closeted gays and we only talk about nothing else but penises the whole day. These codes also used to alert ourselves with the surrounding people. More correctly is to alert ourselves with the gorgeous male specimen that could be within a few meters from us and or magically happened to stand right next to us. These secret codes will make us pay more attention to this object of our fucking desires and fantasies. Literally speaking!
Some of the words are:
P.L.U. : People Like Us (Referring to us gays). For example: Look at that PLU, he is so out of the closet wearing that pink socks with a matching pink large tote. What the hell was he thinking?
C.D. : Can Do. It means that someone that is good enough to have sex with or someone good looking, handsome or fucking gorgeous. We will say: Look at that man with a child, he's kind of CD isn't it? I like!!
CHARLIE DELTA: Is actually comes from the word CD. C-Charlie/Can and D-Delta/Do. The word CD is sometimes already known to straight people so me and my friends would simply say Charlie Delta suddenly out of the blue just to send out a signal to each other that there's someone good looking nearby that we should not miss looking.
TODS : Is actually comes from the Italian Designer brand that we gays love so much but can't afford to buy. TODS in the underground gay vocabulary also means Top. For a gay top person, he would say "I am Tods!"
VERSACE : Is also from the Italian Designer name but we also use this word to descibe our sexual preference for Versatile Gays. It means for gays that can be both bottom and top would label himself as versace in public.
BOTTEGA VENETTA : It means I like to be fucked and I am a fucking Bottom Boy in the Gay Universe. Tired of explaining already!
This list will be added and updated later.
By BOYbum
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